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    diphenhydrome @ihaveproblems21

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    wow thank you 😍🥵😍🥵

    Posted by ihaveproblems21 - 2 weeks ago


    i see you all loved my first ever game submission (it got a whopping score of 2.29/5.00 so far 😍😍😍😍)

    as a gift, i will write a beautiful story for you


    Story: Sea of Papyruses


    This story takes place when frisk kills almost every character in undertale but forgets to kill sans and papyrus for some reason.

    _________________________________


    sans: papyrus…i just realized something.


    papyrus: WHAT?


    sans: we’re the only two skeletons in the entire underground. if that little human sh*t kills us, the skeleton race will be no more.


    papyrus: YOU'RE RIGHT..!! HOW DO WE FIX THAT?


    sans: you must breed me papyrus


    papyrus: ..WHAT? HOW?


    sans: with your big bone


    (i’m not continuing this scene. time skip.)

    _________________________________


    (sans is now very pregnant, carrying a horde of mini papyrus fetuses in his non-existent womb. he’s at the dining table eating hotdogs. suddenly….)


    sans: rrrAAAAHHHHHH (gives birth to a mini papyrus)


    (the first one plops onto the floor with a wet smack. a moment later, two more come out in quick succession)


    sans: oh man….i’m gonna have a lot more of them out soon


    (sans gives birth to another baby every few minutes, just sitting on a chair and eating hotdogs while a pile of babies grows on the floor)


    (now, there are 50 or so mini papyruses running and crawling around the room. sans keeps giving birth to more and more and they just keep piling up on the floor, and he’s still eating hotdogs like nothing is happening)


    papyrus: AHHHHH!! HOW ARE WE GOING TO CARE FOR ALL THESE KIDS??


    (2 hours later)


    sans: my god…


    (they look out over the sea of mini papyruses everywhere, having taken over the entirety of snowdin)


    (the baby papyruses get so large in number that they overthrow asgore’s kingdom by crushing him and killing him)


    frisk: (can’t even move because the swarm of papyruses is blocking their path) WTF IS THIS SH*T!!


    papyrus: NYEHEHEHEH!! CAN’T DO A GENOCIDE IF THERE’S SO MANY PAPYRUSES, CAN YOU??


    frisk: (kills themself)


    the end.


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    absolute literature